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Pavlov The Corgi 🐾

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[therapy]
Therapist: what are u sad about today?
Pavlov: because Corgis are so short, I’m always the last to know when it rains 😢
Therapist: ʸᵃ ᵀʰᵃᵗ’ˢ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵗʸ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶦⁿᵍ ˢᵃᵈ
PavMom: why are ur eyes red? U been smoking weed at school?
Pavlov: nah, just been crying like a lil bitch
PavMom: *pfew* I was concerned for a sec
[Game of ᵀʰᶦᶜᶜ Thrones]
Daenerys Thiccgaryen: *dies*
Thyccion Lannister: we need a new king, how about Bran....
Sansa: nah his dick don’t work, how bout Pavlov?
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Comment KING OF THICCNESS when u spot the hidden message in this photo!
You: *stares at Pav’s overflowing chest floof*
Pavlov: ᴹʸ ᵉʸᵉˢ ᵃʳᵉ ᵘᵖ ʰᵉʳᵉ
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Our new YouTube video is live now (link in bio)! Comment PRAISE PAVGOD after you’ve watched it ⤵️
OUR NEW YOUTUBE VIDEO IS LIVE (link in bio)! On this episode of Pavlogs, we take you with us to see what it’s like in the life of a dog influencer. Watch to see Pavlov be a water god at @theboneadventure’s pool party and hand w/ his Instagram friends at @vanderpumpdogs’ Wag and Waffles Mother’s Day Brunch.
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‼️GIVEAWAY‼️Look for the secret password hidden in the vlog to win a free Pavlov sticker of your choice👀 To claim your prize, DM us the secret passcode, proof that you subscribed and commented on the video!
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🎥: Thank you @theboneadventure for inviting us to your pool and for the amazing pool footage!
Pavlov: ok, you ready for your surprise Atlas?
Atlas: ᴵ’ᵐ ⁿᵉʳᵛᵒᵘˢ ᵇᵘᵗ ʳᵉᵃᵈʸ
~swipe~
Pavlov: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Atlas! (^。^) I got u this cool hat
Atlas: ᵗʰᵃⁿᵏˢ ᴾᵃⁿᵈᵃ ᴾᵃᵛˡᵒᵛ
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Happy birthday to the king, @everythingatlas! I luv u cloud boi🎉🥰 #Patlas
[Couple's Therapy]
Pavlov: Plz take me back. I'm done borking for good.
Skateboard: why the sudden change of heart?
Pavlov: I realized that borking stinks
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We had a tough time Pavlov'ing Pavlov's aversion to skateboards, so we sought some help from @Petsafe®'s Spray Anti-Bark Collar! Instead of shock, the collar uses a quick spritz to curve the undesired barking behavior. Pavlov picked it up within one walk and now he has conquered the evil skateboards! #petsafepics #ad
*humans come home*
Chibi: Oh hi, ur home early. Don’t mind the dead body in our bed. It’ll be gone before dinner, I promise.
Pavlov: run, Chibi run! *flees*
Chibi: ᴼʰ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ.
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Who is responsible for this dead body: Pavlov or Chibi? Provide your hypothesis below ⤵️
Pav: so where’s the gold?
Louie: what gold?
Pav: ᴰᴼᴺᵀ ᵘ ʳᵉᵗʳᶦᵉᵛᵉ ᵍᵒˡᵈ
Louie: I’m not a fucking leprechaun
📸 @goldenloutriever
[Job Interview]
Pavlov: I may be in crippling debt, but when I was in college, @weratedogs rated me a 13/10
Interviewer, ⁽ᴮʳᵃⁿᵗ⁾: that rating system doesn’t even make sense.
Pavlov: Brent is that you?
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Happy Pavlov Day! Turn your page to the We Rate Dogs calendar to find Pavlov’s rating! And if you don’t have one, go get one now (link in the @weratedogs bio)!
Pavlov: I have the best mom
Chewie: wait, I have the best mom
Tofu: no way, I have the best mom
Pavlov: HOLY SHIT.
Tofu: do u know what that means?...
Chewie: ᵂᵉ ᵃˡˡ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵉˢᵗ ᵐᵒᵐ
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Happy Mother’s Day to all of the strong and beautiful mamas out there! The strength and beauty of women inspire us every single day. Thank you for everything you give us ❤️
[Drug deal]
Customer: I’ll have the THC plz
Pavlov: I’m sorry, I only sell THᶦᶜC
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It’s small business week! As a small business ourselves, we understand the immense amount of time, energy, and love that goes into creating high quality products. Please consider supporting us by checking out our merch on our website (link in bio)! The proceeds earned through our small business help support Pavlov’s health (vet, physical therapy, etc) and our continued dedication to bring you awesome content! ❤️

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